the-clone-clubber:

Pluto right now

image

(vía jmma-simmons)

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(vía jmma-simmons)

He’s changed.  We all have.

(Fuente: seaquell, vía tothetardisskye)

"i tried out for the football team and the coach said that i should just try cheerleading and i stepped on his toe and told him to fuck off"

(Fuente: biohacktivistshenanigans, vía tothetardisskye)

Next Time on Agents of Shield

  • Coulson: Did you think I wouldn't find out?
  • Jemma: ....
  • Coulson: ....
  • Jemma: No?
  • Coulson: You are so grounded.

Next Time on Agents of Shield

  • Coulson: Did you think I wouldn't find out?
  • Jemma: ....
  • Coulson: ....
  • Jemma: No?
  • Coulson: You are so grounded.

kid-omega:

raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life

(vía tothetardisskye)

My family tore me down. Garrett built me back up…the way he wanted.

(Fuente: fyeahskyeward, vía tothetardisskye)

hurraaid:

andlemmekisslou:

soliloq-uy:

sakibatch:

rawritsmeep:

cheapbeeer:

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

NO

OHMYGOD

hit the reblog so fast i think i broke my mouse

holY F U cKKKKkKKKkkkkkKKKKK 

hoLY MOTHER OF JESUSSSSSSSSSSS

THIS IS LIKE THE HOLY GRAIL OF MASH UP BONERS

(Fuente: exuberant-imperfection, vía longlivethe-car-crash-hearts)

kingsbellamy:

DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

(Fuente: kingsbellamy, vía tothetardisskye)

fashion-runways:

ZUHAIR MURAD Spring/Summer RTW 2015

(vía ahalfreadbook)